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Your local auto parts employees can help you get the right oil filter.There is a skid plate under the front of the vehicle which will block your access to the drain plug. It can be removed with a flat head screwdriver. I believe there are about 9 screws holding it in place. Once it is removed, set it aside and remove the drain plug from the oil pan. Allow to drian. The oil filter can be accessed from above. Use oil filter wrench or your bare hand kung-fu grip to remove the filter. MAKE SURE THE GASKET (rubber ring) FROM THE OLD FILTER COMES OFF! If the old gasket stays on, it will leak.Use your finger to put a little oil on the gasket of the new filter, screw into place 1/4 to 1/2 turn past hand tight.Inspect the gasket on the drain plug and replace in oil pan. Pour in new oil according to the manuals directions based on your engine size. I think mine was 5 quarts.Start the engine and check for leaks from the oil filter and drain plug.Replace the skid plate. As a former employee of an oil change place, and having done my g/f's Audi A4 in the driveway, I can tell you it is a lot easier to deal with the skid plate if you can get under the car comfortably. Just take it to an oil change place! Good luck. AnswerBe careful when you position your oil drain pan. Since the drain plug is on the side of the oil pan, the oil will come out squirting about 6 inches for 30-45seconds or so before trickling to a vertical fall. Either have a big drain pan, or keep an eye on it to make sure you catch it and reposition it as the oil comes out. AnswerThe following applies to a 2001 A4 with the 2.8 liter V6 engine.The plastic under-engine cover is held on by 8 Cam-Lock fasteners. Three along the front, three along the back edge and one in each of the fender wells. It would be almost impossible to remove it without raising the car, so have a jack and jack stand handy. If you raise the right side of the car (USA passenger's side) you can leave it on the jack stand and when you drain the oil it will flow toward the drain plug.Everything can be accessed from under the front of the car, no need to remove the upper engine cover. The oil filter is right next to the oil sump drain plug on the left side (USA driver's side) of the oil sump located just behind the front bumper. I spent a couple of minutes looking farther back until I finally found the right spot. Do NOT confuse the fitting that opens with a star bit as the oil drain, it's the transmission drain! The rest is very straight forward, just be prepared with 7 liters of oil to get a complete fill. First answer by ID0083189113. Last edit by Jfreas. Contributor trust: 1 [recommend contributor]. Question popularity: 69 [recommend question]. Can you answer these transmissions questions? How long can you drive your automatic transmission without reverse What affects the transmission Where can you get a automatic x type gear shift knob How often should you service your automatic transmission Related answers: How do you change oil Audi a4 quattro? 1- lift car up 2- put oil drainage pan under (for the old oil to drain) 3- loosen .. take off oil pan screw (be careful do it slow as the oil will come out and it might be hot, wear gloves) 4-drain... How often do you change the oil in the audi a4 1.8t? Every 5,000 miles is the max i would go, and you should be using synthetic oil only. 1998 audi a4 1.8T oil change? yes. How often should you change oil in 2004 Audi A4? 5-7500 miles Which oil for my audi a4 v6? Oil for all Audi's 1997 and newer must meet specification VW502.00. Most all of these oils are synthetic and european car formulas. You should be able to find this specification printed on the back... 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In: Audi, Lexus LS, Lexus LX, Batteries [Edit categories] [Improve] Answer The question is understandable. Anyone who owns an Audi knows these are expensive, to very expensive, keys to replace depending on whether you buy online or go to an Audi dealer. You would not want to break one.Case separation is easy by simply placing the tip of a flat screwdriver or butter knife in the indent on the side that has the Audi symbol and turning it to apply pressure pushing the two halves apart. One half is the mechanical switchblade key and the other, with the buttons, is the electronic half. The electronic side with the FCC and ID numbers on it does pry open. The entire top will come off, not just the small square with the writing on it and the Figure 8 key ring will fall loose. Remember to put it back when clicking the case back together. My key is for an 2001 A8 but all may be the same . The batteries (2) are CR1620 and both are inserted positive side down. Once the case is clicked together simply slide the mechanical and electronic halves back together. If the locks don't immediately respond to the remote, insert the key in the drivers door and lock the car, then try opening it with the remote. --------------------------------------------------------------- The key fobs are obviously different for different models. My key is for a 2007 Allroad and it is a key fob for an advanced key system (doors open when you approach the car with the key in your pocket). You need one CR2032 button cell battery (between £0.30 and £3.00, so check where you get it from). The lid you need to open is on the side with the Audi logo on it. It is secured in 3 places. Unfold your key first (push the silver button).In the area where the key is usually folded into, you can see a small gap. Push gently with a screw driver into that gap, pushing against the lid that you want push open. It should come up slightly. Use the key ring holder as a lever pushing the screw driver top through the key ring holder and under the lid you want to open. You should now be able to lift the lid without any problems. Make sure you put the battery in the right way round, which is with the writing on top ---------------------------------- For a 2009 A4 with keyless ignition, the battery is one (1) CR2032. To replace it, remove the emergency backup key by pressing the button on the reverse side (no Audi logo) of the silver part and slide the key straight out. Turn unit over and press the black button located on the opposite side of the silver button you used to remove the emergency backup key, while pulling straight out to reveal the battery tray. This takes a little more effort as there is a rubber grommet on the battery tray which provides friction. Replace battery (positive side up, large flange side down) and reassemble. The procedure is also in the owner's manual. ----------------------------------- I have 2001 audi tt. Everything said in the first message is correct for this car and the batteries are 1620. I have a 1998 Audi A4. Everything said in the first message is also correct for this car, batteries are 1620. I have a 2000 s4. Everything said is also correct for mine two 1620's. Note: There are comments associated with this question. See the discussion page to add to the conversation. First answer by ID1451804326. Last edit by Thedrwagner. Contributor trust: 0 [recommend contributor]. Question popularity: 20 [recommend question]. Can you answer these Audi cars questions? How do you change the reverse light switch on a Audi A3 and where is it located at What was Jack Ruby's occupation Can you buy Audi Q5 diesel and ship to US Where is South Central in Midnight Club Los Angeles Related answers: How to change Battery in key fob? It�s a two part sliding mechanism. 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Man thats INSANE!”~ Oscar Wilde on Driving an Audi S4 “In Soviet Russia, Audi S4 drives YOU!”~ Soviet Russia on Audi S4 “Now, this is nice!”~ Oscar Wilde on Audi S4 Contents 1 Overview 2 First Generation 3 Second Generation 4 Safety 5 Awards 6 Movie Appearances 7 Wheels 8 See Also [edit] Overview The Audi S4 was amazing . (species: genericatria) known as "the little piece o' shit that could".Produced from 1998-2001 in a small fishing village near Bjaevick, Soviet Republic of Azerbaijan. Audi's headbanger, Susan Meyers, was hired in 1996 to design a safe, compact, practical car. At once, 450,000 slaves workers were stolen brought in against their will voluntarily for production. Rivals BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Lexass, began work on their small monkeys at this time, too. The Audi S4 continues to set the bar on how not to build anything. In 2003, Azerbaijan designated the Audi S4 as an official vehicle for their Prime Minister, Al Sayied el Darmostiv. On Saturdays, he races English Prime Minister Tony Blair who has a heavily modified 1992 Honda Civic DX. [edit] First Generation The First Generation Audi S4-- Sex on wheels! Seven-spoke forged steel wheels that is! Note: Swedish supermodel not included.Added by Cs1987 Susan set to work at once, and finished a model in 1997 for Audi. Audi decided it looked too much like an Audi, and told Susan to take cues from the Lexass LS400 and MercedesBenz S320 for her design. Unfortunately, Susan designed the new S4 by looking at a picture of a Mercedes-Benz S320, the one the Diana, Prince of Wails, drove into an irrigation ditch. Thus, when the S4 debuted at the Ho Chi Minh Auto Plaza in 1998, it gained instant interest, especially from such celebrities as Harrison Ford, Halle Barry, Jack Bauer, Kate Snow, Vin Diesel, and James Bond. It was never sold to the public, although a Queen Latifa received a pre-production concept for her 45th birthday. Shown is the First Generation Audi S4. The remaining pre-production models were destroyed at the 2000 Moscow Spring Olympics due to repeated theft attempts by Dora the Explorer. [edit] Second Generation Audi's ruler, Aaron Carter, was furious over the lack of proper central locking system. He fired Susan Meyers, and chose John Locke to redesign the S4, then known as "The Blue Devil SS". After laborios hours of work, John Locke displayed the new S4 at the 1998 International Auto Display in Frankfort, Kentuckistan. This time, however, the model did not gain success, and sales projections were through the potato. To increase public interest, Audi hired Kraft Foods to supply laser guided curb monitors, along with power steering and an AM/FM/WB radio with 27 speakers. The Audi S4 carried a $13,999 MSRP, which included a $710 Destination charge, and a $45 slave worker fee. It was available through McDonald's Happy Meals. It was part of the trans-gender package. Second Generation Audi S4- An utter disaster. Commonly associated with rotten eggs or President G.W. BushAdded by UNtrue! The Audi S4 suffered from dismal sales, and poor power and handling. Aaron Carter decided the engine best for the S4 was the 2.4 litre Ecotech 64 Cylinder from the Chevrolet Cavalier Spaniel, which produced 134 hp, with 109 ft/lb of torque. Due to the last minute design, the S4's spine was not stiff enough to handle the power, so Audi designed a new system called "Quattro" which, at any given moment, sent all engine power to the inside front wheel. This Audi trademark is now lovingly referred to as "L-Finesse". Some auto journalists, such as Jeremy Clarkson, say that due to Quattro, the S4 is the only vehicle capable of attaining speeds of 70 mph. Due to its production flaws and slow sales, Audi discontinued the S4 product line in 2001. Rumors have circulated that a new model, dubbed the 747-Q7, will replace the S4 line sometime in 2003. It will feature 598-way seats, hydraulics, a turbine Pratt & Whitney R6500 engine, and 26 airbags, to protect the balding, bland, nerdy accountants that "drive" this piece of shit. [edit] Safety The DNPTA (Danish New Plastics Testing Algorithm) rated the Audi S4 13/27. They citied "the cage collapsed, killing our test human, and crushing his iPod, causing utter destruction of the world". Fortunately, his cell phone was saved, adding a point to the Audi's safety. His LOST DVDs were recoverable. In the event of an emergency, Audi recommends that all captives securely fasten their safety belt (low and across the lap) and stow their tray tables laptop. [edit] Awards The single award the Audi S4 has received is the Darwin Supporting Actor in a Leading Role. More awards are expected. [edit] Movie Appearances The Audi S4 is a well known movie star. It has appeared in the following films since 1999: "Casino Royale with Cheese" "On His Majesty's Secret Service" "Pirates of the Caribbean- You on a Diet" "Sheikh 2- Al Mohammed" "The Vietnamese Job" Future roles include "Nelly Retardo-The Movie" (2007) and "I Like the Way You Move Your Ass" (2007). [edit] Wheels The Audi S4 suffers from a rare disease called "Shitty-Wheel Syndrome". The effects of this debilitating disease are harsh-- small, small, wheels. 15 inches, to be exact. It is unknown why this occurs, but it is known to have to do something with Cher's song "Believe". While uncureable, the only remedy for "Shitty-Wheel Syndrome" is to mutilate them beyond recognition. Or, you can take your S4 to a certified Audi $tealership, where the high-school dropouts behind the counter will charge you $1,456 for a "Wheel Protection Package", "Auto Body Armor Protectant" and "Stain-Free Paint". 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